Fractured+Fairy+Tales-Blurples

RAPUNZEL

Once upon a time there was a young girl walking around in the forest struggling to find cell service. She had been wandering around for days, and had her fav chewing gum in her mouth. Her Jersey accent was echoing as she screamed for anyone who could help her find out even what direction could lead her home.

As night was falling, and beginning to take over the bright sky, she had finally found cell service when she heard a loud snap almost as if she walked into a giant mouse trap. Before she could comprehend her surroundings let alone take a single breath she was flying through the air. She flew through a small window of a cylindrical shaped tower made of the strongest stone around.

She gathered herself after her fall and decided to look around. The walls were light blue with decorative flowers, and she felt the soft purple carpet beneath her tired feet. She saw a queen sized bed with a down comforter, and a white couch with wood trimming around it. She thought this place looked like Heaven. This room was nicer than her whole house. She walked around admiring the breath taking scenery in her room when she felt the floor give in. She lifted up the carpet and saw a trap door. She thought to herself how could anyone want more than what was in this room.

The trapped door led to a circular flight of stairs as though they went along down the walls of the tower. The stairs seemed to go on forever. She thought she'd be almost to the bottom when she almost ran into a heavily locked door. On the other side she thought she might have been a basement certainly nothing that could get her out of the building.

As she was exploring her surroundings she heard a thud of a heavier footstep walk across the top room. She went back up the stairs as quietly as possible. When she finally reached the top floor she saw a woman. She was the most horrid person she had ever seen. She had almost white gray hair with enough moles on her face you could play connect the dots for at least a month. Her eyes were as cold and gray as the center of an ice cube. The center of her face just barely held up her nose. The only word fit to compare it to was yam. Yet her ensemble was high fashion ,almost as if she had just walked out of a fashion magazine from her hat down to her designer boots.

Just as she could see her in full view the old lady noticed her. She didn't seem surprised, she acted almost as if she expected to her find her there. The elderly woman greeted her with a jolly hello. "Hello my name is Gwyneth. What is your name child?"

"My name is Rapunzel Locks. My friends call me Zel for short."

She old lady cleared her throat and said "Zel, I see that you've stumbled across my guest house."

Zel was afraid as she replied "I'm quite sorry, I fell upon your catapult searching for service."

"That's quite alright. You may stay at my home for as long as you like, for there is no way out without magic powers."

Zel was nearly knocked unconscious with what she was hearing. She quickly responded. "Then how do you leave this interesting environment?"

Her Jersey accent was creaking as she rolled the words out of her mouth.

The old lady quickly picked up on her well needed attitude adjustment. "Oh my dear I am an enchantress. I can flash in and out as I please."

Rapunzel, getting suspicious, asked "Can you flash me down, so I can find my way home?"

"NO!!!!!!!"the unattractive woman bellowed. The old witch quickly corrected herself with a soft "no, I'm sorry."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"Why not," Zel shot back quickly.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"Because my dear you must help me first!" the aged woman replied

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Astonished by what her ears were making out, she thought twice before asking, "With what exactly, how could I possibly help you?"

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Without any words at all the enchantress whipped her wand out of her designer boot and created stairs to the invisible top level of the tower. Again without a sound she motioned for the girl to follow her. They went up the long spiral stairs to a room. Centered on a clear case, were red hair extensions hung from a manikin head.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"What does any of this have to do with me" Zel said as she tried to convince herself she was asleep in the forest and this all was just a terrible nightmare.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"You must wear these extensions, for their magic will only work when worn upon a pure and fair soul."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"A pure soul, what about me would even suggest a pure and fair soul? I am a girl with bad manners and a chewing gum habits the same as a cow."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The witch thinking it over and replied "Ehh you'll do just fine." The witch again rose her wand and magically a chair with thick restraints appeared. With another flick of her wrist Zel was flung through the air and into the chair. She screamed as the straps were growing tighter around her forearms and ankles.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"OH stop screaming you cry baby,"the witch's voice echoing throughout what now seemed to be a dungeon.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"What are you planning to do to me?" Zel said in a pleading voice.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"Well my dear you must wear the enchanted extensions! For they will keep me young and beautiful."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Looking at the wall where the hideous red extensions were, Zel said with a disgusted look on her face, "Those extensions are red! How could you expect me to wear red extensions? My hair is the perfect shade of blond."As she finished her sentence her Jersey accent was still ringing in the witch's ears.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The witch's ears recovering from her hideous voice replied with an evil grin from ear to ear, "Your hair will change my pretty!!!"

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," she yelled so loud her accent failed her.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The witch annoyed with her said "hopefully you'll learn to speak as well."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The witch finished her hair and with her wand in hand she flicked her wrist. Zel was seated back on the white couch, but the witch was gone.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">After days of weeping over her fiery red hair she pulled a chair to the window. Her stomach felt bloated, and her dress seemed to be tighter around her torso. The only food in the tower were high calorie cheese fries. Looking out the small window she saw a gray fuzz from no more than a mile away. She could feel her heart beat even in the palms of her hands. As the fuzz got closer it took the shape of a horse. On this gray stallion sat a young man no older than twenty. Even though she was embarrassed at her bulging torso and red hair, she screamed to get his attention.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The closer he got to the tower the harder her heart pounded until she was sure he could hear her from 80 feet away. He had brown hair and even from a distance his mahogany colored eyes were shining in the pouring rain. Looking for any shelter he could find, he was practically flying on his beautiful gray horse. Seeing her from the ground he sped her way. Screaming from his majestic horse he yelled "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your long hair" just as he heard seen the unsightly witch do.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Zel out of habit let down her long fiery hair, and the attractive young man climbed up.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">As the man climbed through the petite window, Rapunzel was shocked by his appearance. She had never seen such a rugged yet attractive man in her life.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The young man began to speak, "Hello, my name is Stuart. I would like to thank you for letting come up here and get out of this rainstorm."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Zel stuttering said, "My name is Rapunzel, Zel for short. I don't mind helping you, but now I need your help."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Stuart surprised by how heavy her accent was said, "I would be glad to help you with whatever you need me to."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"That is good to know," Zel said chewing her deflavored gum.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"What is it that you need my help with" he said trying to not notice how gross her gum chewing really was.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">"I need to get out of this tower!” She said as though she thought it was obvious.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Looking at her with curious eyes, he asked “How did you get in the tower?”

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Her face turned pale as she explained how the witch captured her. As they both got quiet Stuart rummaged through his saddlebag and pulled out Twizzlers and a can of spray cheese. She gave him a weird look as she asked “Why do you have Twizzlers and spray cheese?"

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">“Well I love spray cheese and my horse bucks me every mile or two in demand for Twizzlers.”

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Trying not to burst into laughter she asked, “What’s your horse’s name?”

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Looking out the window to his horse he slowly replied “Peggy.”

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Forgetting to hold back, she bust into laugher repeating the name sarcastically, “Peggy.”

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">“Yah Peggy, it’s short for the best Pegasus around.”

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Holding three Twizzlers she had an idea. She reached with her hands and ripped the can of spray cheese from Stuart’s lips, leaving a trail of cheese across his face. As he wiped off his face with his sleeve he asked, “What are you going to be doing with that?”

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">She quickly replied with only one word “Ladder!!!”

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">She looked up from the beginnings of her cheese ladder, and gave him instructions to go home and return back with as much Twizzlers and cheese he could find.He would return back the next night.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">As the room got darker they both grew tired. Lying on the floor on opposite sides of the room, they began to take about what Zel would do when she escaped. She told him of a place called Jersey which she lived happily, with her mother.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">As night began to fade, they both awoke and set forth with their plan. He said his good bye and rode away on Peggy. After a while she could no longer see him from her window. As he faded away, she felt a pain in her stomach.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">As Stuart rode away he began to feel pain in his chest. He had never felt this way before. She wasn’t even his type. She was judgmental, annoying, and FROM JERSEY! But she was kind and smart.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">He returned that night with the weird feeling of anticipation. He had six saddlebags of Twizzlers and thirty-six cans of spray cheese. Trying to save the Twizzlers for Zel, he refused to give them to Peggy. In return he got bucked every couple of miles.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Rapunzel sat at her window waiting for him to return. She hadn’t moved since he left her, nor had she eaten, so her bulging torso had tamed itself. From a distance Zel saw a gray fuzz appear through the dense fog. She felt a great sensation of excitement.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">After minutes of watching him ride up the beaten path, she heard a familiar voice calling out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your long hair." After Stuart climbed through the window, Zel was shocked by his clean and put together appearance. With a smile on his face, he handed Zel the Twizzlers and cheese. She quickly took the items, and whisked them together. He looked out the window and saw another figure coming up the path.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Zel frantically trying to cover up everthing, shouted to Stuart "The evil witch is coming!! You need to hide in the forest until she leaves!!" Her accent was sqeaking as she yelled the instructions to Stuart.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">She tossed her hair out the window and watched as Stuart climbed down and darted into the forrest. Before he could make it into the forrest, the evil witch saw him and recognized him as the prince of Ongland. Her evil grin turned into something of more of a dismal effect. She called for Rapunzel and climbed through the window.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The wicked enchantress angrily asked Zel "What was the young prince doing in the tower?"

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Zel taken by surprise asked, "What prince?"

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">With a glare Gwyneth replied back with "The one that just climbed down your hair."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Zel said in a pleading voice, "I was only giving him shelter."

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Stuart hearing all the yelling called for Zel.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The witch with an evil plan told Zel to toss her extensions out the window. Stuart climbed up and before he came into full view of the witch, Gwyneth with a flick of her wrist, had Stuart falling through the air. Stuart recovering from his long fall, realized he had been turned into a pink poodle.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Zel realizing what had just happened, grabbed the witch's wand and the Twizzler and cheese ladder. She quickly climbed down to help Stuart, leaving the witch behind with only the fattening cheese fries and no way to escape.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Throwing the wand in the dirt ,for she knew no magic spells, she ran to Stuart who had the appearnce of a pink poodle. Zel ,remebering her fiery red extensions, wrapped them around the small dog. She watched as he transformed into the Stuart she knew and had grown to love.

<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Stuart got up after being transformed back into his human self, gained the courage to tell Zel the truth about him being a prince. He asked Zel to ride off with him to his kingdom in Ongland. She accepted with no hesitation as she ripped off the ugly red extensions ,and her hair faded to it's original shade of baby blonde. As they rode off ,Peggy being her onery self, bucked them every couple miles in demand for Twizzlers that they did not have. After they arrived to the kingdom, they lived happily ever after as the king and queen of Ongland.