Fractured+Fairy+Tails+-+HerpDerp+Brigade

Little Camo

Our group is doing a fractured tail on Little Red Riding Hood, transfering Little Red to the ghetto, making her a him, and giving him a camo hoodie jacking in turn turning him into 'Little Camo' or 'Camo'. Little Camo has been trusted by Granny - his gang leader - to deliver weapons to her. But, Granny lives 2 and a half hours away from Little Camo, but he is determined to get the weapons to her safely. The only obstacle is a cop that goes by the name of Wolf. Wolf has busted Camo for many things before the the teenager is pretty much always on probation. Wolf swears to his chief that Camo does much worse things but to no prevail of getting Little Camo locked away forever.

Camo, after successfully stealing the weapons he needed without getting caught from the local military, stuffed his fathers car with them then began on his way to Granny's house. He had earlier called granny, telling her that he was on his way when the lights of police car began flashing in his rear view mirror. Honestly not wanting any trouble he stopped the car - but what came could only cause trouble. It was officer Wolf there with a note pad, glaring down at Little Camo who only glared back. Wolf began questioning Camo, what he was doing, if he'd been drinking obviously wanting to find SOMETHING on Camo to get him in jail. Wolf then asked where Camo's license was - making little Camo quickly speed away.

Wolf had chased Camo for nearly an hour and a half, refusing to call for back of because of pride issues. Camo was close to getting to Granny's house, but with Wolf on his tail he couldn't escape - no pun intended. He sped off the road into the a corn field making Wolf lose sight of him. Wolf silently cursed to himself, then remembered Camo saying he said he was going to Granny's house. Perfect. He knew a short cut to Granny's house to would make him able to get there before Little Camo, which in turn would make it so he can capture both Camo and Granny.

He quickly went to the short cut, getting there in half the time that Camo would have. He stormed in, finding nobody guarding the entrance - or anywhere for that matter. He found Granny asleep in her bed, he quickly handcuffed her then locked her in a closet, putting on one of the pink hoodies she kept in case she went out. Little Camo came in a few minutes later, carrying in the boxes one at a time. He called out to Granny, only to get a gruff reply from her bedroom. He went to 'her' and noticed all the flaws that Granny never had before. But before he could catch on, Wolf has snapped the handcuffs overs his wrists and Camo and Granny were caught at last.

When Wolf got back to the station he was rewarded and his chief promoted him to head sheriff. HAPPY ENDING.

-final- Once upon a time, in a city that went by the name of Detroit, there lived a boy that went by the name of Camo, his name was Camo because of the camouflage. Camo was apart of the most notorious street gang in the city that was led by a woman that was known as Granny. Camo was walking on the eight mile bridge when his phone began playing ‘Lose yourself.’ “It’s Granny!” Camo exclaimed as he excitedly pulled out his phone, “hey Granny what’s up?” “Not much, boy,” Granny replied, “I just wanted to ask you if you’d do Granny a favor.” “Sure, Granny. Anything.” “I need guns and ammo; lots and lots of guns and ammo. Could you be a dear and bring that to me?” “Where ever will I get these guns and ammo, Granny,” Camo giggled at Granny’s request. “A military base, it’s close by and the security is horrible.” “Are you sure this will work, Granny?” Camo felt a bit uneasy, breaking into a military base to steal weapons of mass destruction. “It always does,” Granny said, her tone sounding angry. “You can count of Camo to get the ammo,” Camo hung up the phone after giving a quick goodbye. He shook his head and ran home to steal his fathers car. Once he got home, his father and mother were asleep. He stole the keys from the counter and the car of choice was his mothers – since she’s a speed demon – 400 small block automatic speed transmission, jet black body with rag top despite it being a little beaten up. As he started up the car, he sped out of the driveway right past the cop, Wolfe who sensed something was wrong and followed Camo. Camo only laughed at Wolfe and sped up. Wolfe had lost track of Camo, but found his car at the local military base. Feeling a bit uneasy, he got out of his patrol car and walked into the base. Turning on his flashlight he shined it into the dark armory. The only thing he saw was a cleaning man, sweeping up the amory. Wolfe shrugged, then went back to his patrol car. Camo, being disguised as the cleaning man, laughed once more at how easily he fooled the cop. He took all he could find and quickly took it back to the car. With Wolfe not in sight, he through the bag filled with weapons into the back of the Camaro and got back in the driver’s seat. He quickly pulls away and to Granny’s house who lived about an hour away. What Camo hadn’t known was that Wolfe was watching him in a dark place. Wolfe followed him, knowing something was wrong. Wolfe followed Camo down the highway and turned on his lights and siren to make a routine traffic stop. Camo, obeying the law for once, pulls to the side of the road and rolls down his window. But once Camo saw who it was, he floored it down the highway. Wolfe quickly got back into his car and sped after him. Wolfe tailed Camo in this hot pursuit. Camo had no choice but to take his ‘shortcut’ and drove into a cornfield. But Wolfe knew a better Shortcut – one that shaved 10 minutes off of Camo’s shortcut. Wolfe followed Camo into the cornfield then drove in a different direction than Camo. Camo, completely unaware of Wolfe’s plan, went on ahead. Wolfe pulls up to the front of the house, quickly jumping out of the patrol vehicle. Gun drawn, he walks to the front door. He opens the door, and sweeps the entire bottom floor, making sure no one is there, then goes after Granny. He goes up the stairs and into Granny’s bathroom and cuffs her just as Camo walks in with the bag filled with weapons in hand. “Granny!” Camo called into the eerily quiet house. “Upstairs, deary,” A gruff reply echoed from upstairs. Camo shrugged off the way Granny was speaking, and went upstairs to meet her. As he walked to the bedroom, Wolfe is standing behind the door waiting for Camo so he can cuff him. As Camo walked into the room, quickly turning around as the door slammed behind him. Wolfe pointed his gun toward Camo, “you’re under arrest, kid!” Camo dropped the weapons, putting his hands over his head, silently cursing to himself as Wolfe cuffed him. Wolfe took Camo and Granny to the cruiser and took them to the station. Wolfe began yelling to his boss once he got there, about how the case was still open. His boss agreed, seeing Granny and Camo in the jailcells. They both get life, and Wolfe gets promoted to Chief of the sheriffs. THE END. HAPPY ENDING :D