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**__Gingy & Friends__**
In the land of Sesame Street, a new resident had moved in. An amazing baker, simple called the muffin man, had opened up shop. It didn't take long for him to become famous. People from all around traveled to taste the delicacy of his work. One day an important customer came with an unusual request. He asked him to bake him living cookies for a new show he is starting, so he gave him potion to make his dreams come true. First the Muffin Man tests the potion on an Oreo and he magicly came alive. He annoyed the Muffin Man so much he put a jar ontop of him and trapped him on the counter in the bakery. So when he found out the potion worked he started making his customers cookies for his new show. He spent the next hour making the perfect gingerbread man, and detailing him esquisitly. After he finished toiling over his work, he waited for it to bake. An angry customer came up to the counter compaining about his order. The Muffin Man reluctantly left the kitchen to deal with the anoying customer. When he was gone the gingerbread man busts through the stove with his super stregnth yelling," I live!!!!!" As he was making his escape the Oreo called out," Wait up homie! I gots to come with you!" So the gingerbread man leaps up to the counter and karate kicks the jar and it explodes in a flash of sharp shards of glass. "Thanks for helping me out Gingy my brother. My name is Javante" Javante the Oreo said. The Muffin Man here the explosion and came sprinting. He caught a glimpse of Gingy and Javante as they went under his legs. The uncordinated baker fumbles as he tries to catch the two. "Somebody stop those cookies!!!!" he plead. Everone just looked at him like he lost his marbles, as the two walked out the door.

The Muffin Man was in a panic. With the pay check the producer would give him he could retire and never have to make another pastre for another unapreiative customer in his life. If he doesn't get those two back he'll have to work for the rest of his life. Later that night he summoned the dark spirit of Freddy Krueger in his house. "Why have you summoned me, mortal?" he said a little more than annoyed. " I have a job for you Mr. Krueger." the Muffin Man responded.

Meanwhile..., the cookie duo are being chased by a vitious squirrel. As they ran they were cornered in an allyway. When suddenly a chips-a-hoy cookie came rolling in, and throws a chocolate ship into the squirrels eye. The squirrel spazed in pain, as he escapes being pelted by a barage of chocolate chips. "you are a life saver bro!" praised Javante. " Jesus Christ, were ya boys just baked? Ya are green as grass." Said the old cookie. " If ya'll wanna make it through the night ya' aught to stay with me, by the way names Cledus." He warned. He lead them to an old empty sardine can some ways away. "You look pretty old, for a cookie. How old are you?" questioned Gingy. After a second of pause he answered," I'm 6 years old." he responed,"Wha-, six years? Thats imposible!" Javante hollared. "Impossible? pfff... not for a Cookie War veteran like me self." He explained. He spent the night ranting on about his experiences in the war, like when he injected him self with poison. That way if he'd ever be bitten he'd take the one that got him, with him.It took many hours before they could sleep through his stories.

In his sleep, Gingy found himself in a boiling room. Gingy started walking down the corridor. Suddenly he heard a frightening laugh followed by "It seems you've been a naughty boy, Gingy, pissed alot of people off too." "What? I'm so confused!" Gingy said as he picked up the pace."It seems there's a bounty on your head Mr. Gingy, and now I aim to collect." A veil of smoke made it almost impossible to see, as Freddy Krueger launched at him from the side and went for the impale. Gingy quickly dove to the side as his claws were stuck in the lower wall. Gingy started running up his arm as he struggled to get his arm out. Freddy tried a febble atempt at swating him away but Gingy leaped over his arm and grabbed his scarred face as he pulverised it concave. All of the sudden they found themselves back in the alley way. Gingy's grip was lost from the unusual experience, and went tumbling down. "I'll rip your gum drop buttoms off, you son of a baker!" Freddy screamed in pain. Gingy ran back out to the street yelling insults to Freddy. Gingy turns around, from the center of the road, looking back he saw Freddy creeping toward him. "You can't run from your nightmares kid, I'll always find you. I'll-" he was interupted by a speeding car that crushed him flat into the ground. The driver stops and gets out of the car stumbling drunkly," Oh no!" Big Bird says as he pukes. "What hav' I dun'!? Quick, gada' hide da evidence!" He says to himself as he starts eating Freddy's corpse. Disgusted and confused, Gingy awkwardly walks back to the sardine can where he slept the night away.

The next morning Gingy told his companion what had happened last night. "He did what with his corpse!" Javante s asked apalled. "I think you missing the point Javante. I was attacked, by Freddy-freakin-Krueger!" Gingy responded. "Shut up, both of ya'!" Cledus yelled, ending the arguement before it began. "Clearly, someone is after ya, and the only reasonable solution is ta leave the country." The gang starts their laborous journey to the airport. Ocationally one would be grabbed by the creepy residents of Sesame Street, but Gingy would just assult the attacker, while Cledus helped himself, or Javante, escape their treachurous grasp. When they finally got to the airport they were exhausted. "So," Gingy began,"have you given any thought to where we're going?" "We? What do ya mean 'we'?" Cledus asked confused. "You aint coming with us?!" Javante said bewilldered. Cledus laughs,"Why in da world would I go with ya guys?" he pursude. "Cause... we're a team?" Gingy spoke almost questioningly. Again Cledus laughed," Boys, I've just met ya, why in the world would i leave the country with you two!?" "Cause..you love us?" Jevente said making his eyes big. "No." "Cause there's a price on our head?" Gingy spoke more reasonably. "Wrong again kid, the bounty is on YOUR head not mine. If anything the farther away I am from you the saver I get." Though he did not mean it to, it became obvious that his words had hurt the pair. Akwardly, he began making his way back up the hill to the Sardine can he calls home.

With Cledus gone the duo stood there in confusion, for being only a few days old, neither of them understood how exactly an airport works. From their confusion spawned arguements. While Javante spewed his nonsensical points an unfamiliar creature grabbed Gingy from the ground. With a loud roaring it screamed "COOKIE!!!!" the beast was covered in blue fur, his eyes randomly bouncing around with little direction. He tried to fight back but its fur and fat acted as armor for the monster. Just before poor little Gingy was devoured, a familiar chips-a-hoy cookie came rolling down the hill at an alarming speed screaming "NO!!!" before hitting the street curb. The force sent ol' Cledus flying straight into the demon's throat. The thing twitched and gurgled before it gave up in defeat. Javante offered to lend Gingy a hand. when he was free from the monster's grip they frolicking up the hill, hand in hand, as if they were ganna walk into the sunset by crossing the rainbow bridge, at least until they remembered they we're supposed to be going to the airport. As they passed the furry beast that is Cledus' tomb, they paid respects for the deceased. They then jump Ed into the nearest bag, which considering a large group of people had gathered in spectacle of Cledus' sacrifice, it wasn't too hard. Afterwards, the cookie duo lived for many years to come up in Anartica. There their fragile bodies never melted, and there was no one around that liked cookies. The two still try to honor Cledus' name, like how Javante always makes a look-a-like snow cookie whenever it snows there-which is everyday. Meanwhile, the Muffin Man spent the rest of his life in woe, stuck severing the ones he hates the most for the rest of his life. Well, luckly for him it only last about another week. The end.