The+Diddiley+Bops

The Pigs, The Wolf, And The Truth!!
Once upon a time in a far away place named Candy Land, there were three little pigs and a wolf. They were best friends. Then one day a hot pig came to town. All the pigs thought she was a babe. So to impress her they started making fun of the wolf. They thought she would think they were brave and cool if they made fun of a big bad wolf. So the pigs called the wolf a lot of viscous names like : big ears, stupid ugly wolf, and smelly sock. The wolf was very upset because his best friends ditched him for a chick! One day the wolf got fed up and decided to talk to the first little pig in the straw house. He knocked on the door and said " Little pig, little pig,please let me in!" "No, you stupid dumb animal, go away!" The wolf refused to go away, he really missed his best buddies.He got his spare key, he used to always use.When he came in the pig screamed. "Little pig, little pig I just wanna be friends again." "No I can't, I'm trying to get my girl." The little pig pushed the wolf into the wall, and that's how the first house fell down. The little pig died of suffocation from the straw. The wolf cried and cried! He decided he needed to tell the second little pig what happened. He decided to walk to the stick house and tell the second little pig what happened.

On his way he got dirty looks from everybody because the pigs were very loved. The wolf walked slowly to his house not knowing what to suspect. He was scared the third little big would react like the second pig. He knocked on the door and said, "Little pig, little pig, please let me tell you the truth!" The third little pig responded by saying, "I can't trust you anymore, you killed my brothers." The wolf got a little angry and shouted, "Look here you're the one who stopped talking to me when that girl came along. I don't think friends are supposed to do that. I went to talk to the first pig to ask him why and then he pushed me into the wall and knocked his house down. Then I went to the second pig to explain what happened to the first pig! Then he said I killed him and shoved me into the wall and the same thing happened. I didn't think any of this would happen. The third little pig opened the door and yelled, "The only reason everyone was ignoring you was because we were planning a surprise birthday party, and we all have really big mouths so we didn't wanna spill and ruin all the hard work everyone put in!" The wolf was flabbergasted. He didn't know what to think. His thoughts had been wrong the whole time, and he felt bad for all the mean thoughts he thought of his friends. Now he really did feel like a murderer. "Oh my god, I really am a murderer!" he yelled. "Shh, no your not calm down. It wasn't your fault. It just happened my brothers shouldn't have been so pigheaded." The wolf was so glad the third little pig understood what really happened. He felt closer to him then he had for awhile. "Wait what about the girl pig that you were trying to impress by being mean to me?" The pig laughed "Oh her, turns out she didn't to not want to date a pig that live in a straw house or a stick house. She's been my long distance girlfriend for about seven months." "Then why did the first pig say he was trying to get his girl?" the wolf asked. "Well they were both a little delusional. They were always jealous of me because I'm the smarter one." said the third little pig. "How can you say that they are your brothers and they just died?" the wolf asked. The pig replied, "It's quite simple, you see we grew up together and very soon my parents realized I was the smarter one, the better one overall. The other two little pigs were implicitly stupid, so they made the pig race seem stupid. I was tired of people downgrading me because of my two stupid brothers. I thought of a way I could get rid of them without me looking guilty. I watched for a perfect opportunity.

that's when I saw you got mad because you thought all of us ditched you, it all fell into place, and I sure did love it." The wolf gasped. "What?" "Yeah I made it look like the house was weak and just fell down to anything, but no I did it so they could die and pigs would actually be described as intelligent animals." "How could you do that to your own brothers?" the wolf cried. "I mean they may not have been the smartest, but they shared your flesh and bones. I mean you shared the same DNA with them" "Yeah but I also had both their brains, when they had none. I mean I loved them, but it was just time for them to go." "Oh my god you are so sick. You're brothers. If I had a family I surely wouldn't kill them. I can't believe you did this, you are a totally different person." The wolf was horrified. "Actually this has always been me. I'm just really good at hiding the real me, so no one suspected it was me." The wolf was mad and sad at the same time, he didn't know what emotion was overcoming which. Then out of nowhere, with all his anger he charged at the third little pig. They went tumbling on the floor. "I wish I could kill you, but I don't want to be what you are!" the wolf yelled. The pig shouted "You mean being smart and trying to upgrade in life. I may have done some disturbing things, but this is going to be worth it in the end. The wolf cried out in anger and started pounding the pig with all his mite.

Everything started happening so fast, cops came busting in the door, and they handcuffed the wolf. "I'm innocent!" the wolf yelled. The cops replied by saying "Yeah right." The wolf gasped in frustration. "I'm serious this pig set me up he's the one who killed the pigs, not me." This time the cops laughed and said, "Ha ha and why on earth would this poor little pig kill his own brothers, it's not like he's phys-co. He's just a dumb little pig." The wolf was crying out because he was being framed by his best friend!!! The pig acted all sad and dumb. He said, "I can't believe I trusted you. You were my best friend and you killed my brothers, my own brothers." The cops took the wolf away to jail.

The wolf was sitting in jail, plotting revenge on the third little pig. He trusted that pig, and he does this! Why on earth would he do this? He was eating dinner in his cell. When the news was playing on the television. The news reporter was talking about how a pig was found dead in his house. There was no sign of how he was killed, just I note that side "You killed us, so now it's payback. It's time you eat what you dish out. Why would you do this to us? "The wolf suddenly got a cold chill, and that's when he knew who had killed the pig and why. So the wolf laid his head down at peace knowing the third little pig got what he deserved.